Things My Boss Has Said…Friday Edition

We all know and love my boss…yes?

A few moments ago we are leaving a meeting and he says to me…

“So what are you doing for lunch today.”

And I say…

“Probably just having a protein bar and running some errands.”

And he says…

“You know what?  I miss fat and happy Davita.  She liked to do things and go places.  This new Davita just eats protein bars and drinks water all the time.”

Speechless.  I’m speechless. 

P.S.  I know that these posts may make it seem like I don’t love my boss.  I really do.  He is hands down one of my favorite people EVER.

4 Responses

  1. I freaking love your boss! :-)

  2. I swear you work at Dunder Mifflin

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